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The prayer before finals

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Now I Lay Me

Down to Study,

I Pray the Lord I

Won’t Go Nutty.

If I Should Fail to

Learn this Junk,

I Pray the Lord

I Will Not Flunk.

But If I Do,

Don’t Pity Me at All,

Just Lay My Bones

In the Study Hall.

Tell My Prof

I Did My Best,

Then Pile My

Books upon My Chest.

Now I Lay Me

Down to Rest,

And Pray I’ll Pass

Tomorrow’s Test.

If I Should Die Before I Wake,

That’s One less Test I’ll Have to Take.





 
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