21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don’t be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can’t go wrong when you shield your dong

7. If you’re not going to sack it, go home & whack it

8. If you think she’s spunky cover your money

9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you’re going into heat, package your meat

13. When you’re undressing your venus dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!