Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won’t.

There’s one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.

…Veni, Vedi, Clinti—I came, I saw, I lied.

A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with ‘Once Upon A Time’?”

He replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If elected I promise’.”