Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”

Employer: “I’m sorry, we already have enough consultants.”

Applicant: “That’s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor.”

Employer: “More than we can use already.”

Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I’m not proud, I can do

paperwork, I’ll be a clerk, If you have too many, I’ll start

as a janitor."

Employer: "It just doesn’t seem that we have any openings for a person

with your qualifications."

Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "To work for you I’d have

to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"

Employer: "Well, you didn’t say you were an attorney, have a seat, we

may have an opening."