Joke Lounge

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Currently 3.0/5 Stars.

15. Strip poker with Santa’s granddaughter

14. Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass

13. Spin the Salt Lick

12. Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

11. Moose or Dare

10. Flying into the “No Fly Zone” over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends

9. Bait-and-Shoot Elmo

8. The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest

7. Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot

6. Convince the Elves to Eat “Raisinets”

5. Pin the Tail on Santa’s Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass

4. Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen

3. Elf Tossing

2. Sniff the Tail on the Donkey

and the Number 1 Reindeer Game…

1. The “Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer” Drinking Game