Joke Lounge

Posted 7 months ago.

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Currently 4.7/5 Stars.

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.

The captain announced “We’re sinking! Everyone abandon ship!”

Michael asked, “What about the children?”

The captain replied, “F*ck the children!”

Michael looked around eagerly and asked “Do we have time?”