A little eight year old boy is distraught because his parents have just been killed in a horrible car accident. He had no other family, so he is now an orphan, doomed to a life on the streets. He’s sitting in the gutter in the pouring rain, sobbing his little heart out, with no money and no hope, cold and freezing and soaking wet.

Suddenly, a stretch limousine pulls up and out steps Michael Jackson.

“Hey, what’s up little fella?” says a kindly Jackson. The little orphan boy tells Jackson his tragic story.

A look of pity on Jackson’s face, he pats the little boy on the head and then drops his trousers and says, “It’s just not your day, is it?”